When I was little, all I wanted was a pair of pink shoes. I even managed to con my dad into buying me some once. Anything to not have to wear my brother's hand-me-downs (or have to have acceptable shoes to hand down to my little brother).
So it serves me right that despite all my efforts to deck Sadie in pink from head to toe, she prefers her brother's old clothes.
(Well, I guess technically those undies weren't hand-me-downs, but they were purchased so she could match her brother....)
And I could go on and on and on....
So this morning, it wasn't a huge surprise she said she wanted to wear Sam's clothes.
She headed out of my bedroom and into his.
Where I found her perilously perched on the arm of a chair - stark naked - rummaging through his underwear drawer.
For safety's sake, I helped her in locating a pair of Handy Manny's and headed downstairs, figuring she could handle the rest.
Eventually she came down looking like this.

Fine.
Whatever.
Just ignore the closet full of cute clothes in your own room.
In the meantime, Sam managed to get himself in quite a bit of trouble and was sent up to his room.
He refused to go, which meant that I carried him up the stairs and deposited him on his bed.
He continued with hysterics while crying into his pillow, never even looking up.
Eventually he settled down. I was about to head up and see if he was ready to talk about all that had happened to get him in this spot, when all of a sudden the hysterics started again.
I may have not so nicely said something to him about how he could come down when he was done crying about getting in trouble.
All I heard were more cries, followed by
"WHEN DID MY ROOM GET SO MESSY!"
and
"WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE?"
and
"THAT'S WHY I'M CRYING - JUST LOOK AT MY ROOM!"
It seems his sister rifled through his entire closet to find her outfit that morning, and apparently left the rejected articles of closing strewn all over the floor.