Setting: Me in my office, checking email. Children in other room.
[Enter grinning children.]
Sam: How's my hair look?
Me: Why?
Sam: Because I cut it.
Me: Why did you do that?
Sam: So it would look shorter.
Me: Where did you cut it?
Sam: All over - see?
(Thankfully, all over was just along his neck line, which needed a trim anyway.)
(But then I turn to Sadie.)
Me: Did you cut your hair, too?
Sadie: Yep!
Me: Where?
Sadie (pointing to large chunk of shorter hair on the side): Right here!
Me: Never do that again. Remember, scissors are for paper. Not for hair.
Sam: Oh yeah - we forgot that. Are you angry?
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